My cat is so fucking annoying...She is really nice, loving, and affectionate, but too much so. She wants to constantly be around people, if you are sitting in my living room she wants to be in in your lap, and she likes to sleep in the bed with us. Although we put an end to that about a year ago...She weighs 18-19lbs so there is no room for her big ass in our bed.
The problem now is that we put her in the basement at night. She loves it down there, it is nice, finished couch her litter box the whole deal, but a soon as the stupi bitch heres me walking around on the first floor she comes to the door, and starts scratching...A noise that cuts right to my soul. She is also fucking up my furniture, furniture that I spent a lot of money on. When we got the pig she was a stray and was already 1.5 or 2 years old and couldnt be declawed.
The dumb asshole has a scrathing box, post, tree, but she like to dig into the side of the couch...I am so dumb that I keep foregetting to but the sticking paws tape to put on the couch. Although when it is on there I hate the way it looks.
Fat piggy also is on a restricted calorie diet (arent we all) so she only gets fed a half cup of food a day so she fucking meows like crazy when ever we walk past the pantry were her food is kept. It is so fucking grating. It is a love hate relationship at the end of the day when the fat cunt sits on my lap it is nice, but all the other shit she does thoughout the day makes me want to put her in the dryer...
The problem now is that we put her in the basement at night. She loves it down there, it is nice, finished couch her litter box the whole deal, but a soon as the stupi bitch heres me walking around on the first floor she comes to the door, and starts scratching...A noise that cuts right to my soul. She is also fucking up my furniture, furniture that I spent a lot of money on. When we got the pig she was a stray and was already 1.5 or 2 years old and couldnt be declawed.
The dumb asshole has a scrathing box, post, tree, but she like to dig into the side of the couch...I am so dumb that I keep foregetting to but the sticking paws tape to put on the couch. Although when it is on there I hate the way it looks.
Fat piggy also is on a restricted calorie diet (arent we all) so she only gets fed a half cup of food a day so she fucking meows like crazy when ever we walk past the pantry were her food is kept. It is so fucking grating. It is a love hate relationship at the end of the day when the fat cunt sits on my lap it is nice, but all the other shit she does thoughout the day makes me want to put her in the dryer...
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You could be talking about my girlfriend with that last statement!
HA HA HA HA HA
Just kidding sweetie.
I dont know who wrote that last comment, but they called me sweetie and have a GirlFriend
Sounds exactly like my cat...I hate cats......Want it?
Dawg
You know what I find the funniest part of this post...Is that it is the one that has the most comment.
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